Lmao so Defender on my work laptop just warned me I had a trojan called "Peekeul.B."

Nothing I can find about it online except from itself:

Windows removed it automatically so I looked at the details of what exactly it removed.

Turns out the malware in question is Endpoint Analytics.

That's Microsoft's own software allowing employers to monitor employee computers:

And according to Microsoft's own antivirus, it's .

@Hyolobrika it's my employer's machine. trust me if I had the choice it would be running Linux.

@aspie4K D’ya get the feeling you weren’t supposed to check? 😀

@aspie4K Unfortunately your Windows install has an autoimmune disease

@aspie4K Windows will fall because of Microsoft 🤣🤣

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